Karan was on cloud nine. Decked up in traditional attire, he was waiting for his bride to arrive. His heart was jumping and was at the risk of flipping out of his chest with excitement. He never thought he could get so lucky. And right beside him was his best friend Aadesh who was cursing his friend's luck. "Look at this fatso and shortso - The aged uncle who stopped counting his birthdays after turning 30." Aadesh thought. He was doing his best to control his tempers and sight a happy expression on his face. Finally, the endless wait was over and his sweetheart, Chandini arrived decked as a bride with her bestie Sanchi. On seeing the bride arrive at the temple, the men's hearts flipped simultaneously . Karan's with joy and Aadesh's with sorrow. With every flip it made Aadesh's spirits sank further lower.
The shy Chandini bowed her head with eyes down like a conventional bride. She never thought she would marry the love of her life after being house arrested. Life had taken a cute turn for her. Her friend Sanchi was equally happy for her and did her best to help her friend reach her love.
With a frowning and cringing heart, Aadesh could not help but reiterate the events from past which led to the present alliance. It all started when Chandini and Sanchi had joined their team at office. Karan instantly fell for Sanchi and Aadesh secretly admired Chandini though he never mouthed his views. Karan's choice for Sanchi was not out of admiration but was due to desperation. His mother had failed in procuring a suitable bride for him. And the 33 year old found Sanchi to be vulnerable and an easy target. His mission on weekdays was to impress Sanchi in every possible way and followed her like shadow. And Sanchi seemed to have 3 shadows on whole. One, her original shadow, the 2nd one being the aging Karan and the 3rd one, her bestie, Chandini.
The secret admirer and shy lover, Aadesh who seemed to be accompanying and helping Karan was actually following Chandini. And it irked Aadesh to see Karan drooling over Sanchi. According to him, though she was not as good looking as Chandini, Sanchi certainly had the charms that Karan didn't deserve. Many a times, he tried to turn Karan against her but failed. One day he said,
"Maccha! Do you think your mom will like her? I mean with the short hair and the western wear. Do you think your mom will take it well?" To which Karan replied, "Don't worry. Women change after marriage. They know that after marriage they can't continue like this." Aadesh gave him a 'no comments but I might slap you anytime now' kind of look. "You better think before taking any decision Karan. Otherwise you will end up facing the 3Ms situation." Aadesh said.
"Maccha! what is the 3M situation?" asked Karan
"A bad relationship can lead to this kind of situation. First you think that you two are Made for each other. Then you would think that you are Mad for each other. And finally end up being Mad at each other."
But nothing could deter Karan's determination. Once Aadesh had even taken the risk by saying, "Chandini looks far more beautiful than Sanchi." to which Karan replied, "Maccha! Be reasonable. Why should I waste my time and effort on someone who is over qualified for me? I agree Chandini looks stunning but I am a practical man and know that I don't deserve her."
"As if Sanchi is what you deserve." Thought Aadesh with resentment. But his world turned topsy turvy when one day Chandini was house arrested. Sanchi spoke to Karan in a pannicky tone. "Chandini's parents have locked up Chandini and aren't allowing her out. She is left with no means of communication to talk to anyone. Not even me. They called up the HR to inquire about Karan."
"Hey relax and tell us what actually happened in detail." replied not so relaxed Aadesh while Karan kept gaping at her. "Chandini would often joke that she had a crush on Karan but I never took it seriously. And looks like she had confessed her love for him to her parents. And her orthodox parents can't let her marry out of their caste. They have locked her up in her room and want to get her married to someone from their caste." said Sanchi.
Shock was an understatement to what Karan and Aadesh felt at that moment. Karan wanted to jump with joy and do a tap dance but knew it would be too much for his body. Aadesh wanted to strangle Karan then and there. "How the hell this fatso gets my girl?" he thought but maintained his calm and refrained from punching Karan's nose. "Maccha! don't worry. I know that you don't love Chandini. Sanchi is your girl. Things will sort out and Chandini's parents can't harm you as you weren't aware of her intentions. Just chill. You can still get Sanchi" said Aadesh.
"Are you mad? Who in their right mind would reject an offer of ghee ladled sweets to a cube of sugar?" replied Karan.
"True that I tried for Sanchi because I thought Chandini would be tough to get. But when she herself has confessed it, why would I reject her?" elaborated Karan.
Aadesh could do nothing but curse his friend's luck. Sanchi had coordinated from then on to see her bestie marry the love of her life. She managed to get Chandini to the temple. Aadesh looked at the bride as if woken from a deep slumber. He wished to stop the marriage. He was tempted to call up her parents and give away her whereabouts but remained glued to the spot gaping at the stunning bride. "Hi Chandini! Lets have a selfie." said the groom. The bride raised her head a little slowly and her expression was not the one that Karan had expected. She slowly raised her finger pointing at the groom and said "Karan!" Karan uncreased his kurta with his hands and smiled. "Yes. I got this from Manyavar. Perfect fit. Right?" He said. "Sorry Karan there has been a mistake. I love G.V. Karan from sales department. I am so sorry."
The world seemed to be spinning for both Karan and Chandini. But Aadesh's heart did a somersault. He knew that Chandini didn't love him but his solace was that she didn't like this fatso. Nothing seemed to matter more to him now. And all the girls could do was stare at each other with a "We are in the soup now" look.
The shy Chandini bowed her head with eyes down like a conventional bride. She never thought she would marry the love of her life after being house arrested. Life had taken a cute turn for her. Her friend Sanchi was equally happy for her and did her best to help her friend reach her love.
With a frowning and cringing heart, Aadesh could not help but reiterate the events from past which led to the present alliance. It all started when Chandini and Sanchi had joined their team at office. Karan instantly fell for Sanchi and Aadesh secretly admired Chandini though he never mouthed his views. Karan's choice for Sanchi was not out of admiration but was due to desperation. His mother had failed in procuring a suitable bride for him. And the 33 year old found Sanchi to be vulnerable and an easy target. His mission on weekdays was to impress Sanchi in every possible way and followed her like shadow. And Sanchi seemed to have 3 shadows on whole. One, her original shadow, the 2nd one being the aging Karan and the 3rd one, her bestie, Chandini.
The secret admirer and shy lover, Aadesh who seemed to be accompanying and helping Karan was actually following Chandini. And it irked Aadesh to see Karan drooling over Sanchi. According to him, though she was not as good looking as Chandini, Sanchi certainly had the charms that Karan didn't deserve. Many a times, he tried to turn Karan against her but failed. One day he said,
"Maccha! Do you think your mom will like her? I mean with the short hair and the western wear. Do you think your mom will take it well?" To which Karan replied, "Don't worry. Women change after marriage. They know that after marriage they can't continue like this." Aadesh gave him a 'no comments but I might slap you anytime now' kind of look. "You better think before taking any decision Karan. Otherwise you will end up facing the 3Ms situation." Aadesh said.
"Maccha! what is the 3M situation?" asked Karan
"A bad relationship can lead to this kind of situation. First you think that you two are Made for each other. Then you would think that you are Mad for each other. And finally end up being Mad at each other."
But nothing could deter Karan's determination. Once Aadesh had even taken the risk by saying, "Chandini looks far more beautiful than Sanchi." to which Karan replied, "Maccha! Be reasonable. Why should I waste my time and effort on someone who is over qualified for me? I agree Chandini looks stunning but I am a practical man and know that I don't deserve her."
"As if Sanchi is what you deserve." Thought Aadesh with resentment. But his world turned topsy turvy when one day Chandini was house arrested. Sanchi spoke to Karan in a pannicky tone. "Chandini's parents have locked up Chandini and aren't allowing her out. She is left with no means of communication to talk to anyone. Not even me. They called up the HR to inquire about Karan."
"Hey relax and tell us what actually happened in detail." replied not so relaxed Aadesh while Karan kept gaping at her. "Chandini would often joke that she had a crush on Karan but I never took it seriously. And looks like she had confessed her love for him to her parents. And her orthodox parents can't let her marry out of their caste. They have locked her up in her room and want to get her married to someone from their caste." said Sanchi.
Shock was an understatement to what Karan and Aadesh felt at that moment. Karan wanted to jump with joy and do a tap dance but knew it would be too much for his body. Aadesh wanted to strangle Karan then and there. "How the hell this fatso gets my girl?" he thought but maintained his calm and refrained from punching Karan's nose. "Maccha! don't worry. I know that you don't love Chandini. Sanchi is your girl. Things will sort out and Chandini's parents can't harm you as you weren't aware of her intentions. Just chill. You can still get Sanchi" said Aadesh.
"Are you mad? Who in their right mind would reject an offer of ghee ladled sweets to a cube of sugar?" replied Karan.
"True that I tried for Sanchi because I thought Chandini would be tough to get. But when she herself has confessed it, why would I reject her?" elaborated Karan.
Aadesh could do nothing but curse his friend's luck. Sanchi had coordinated from then on to see her bestie marry the love of her life. She managed to get Chandini to the temple. Aadesh looked at the bride as if woken from a deep slumber. He wished to stop the marriage. He was tempted to call up her parents and give away her whereabouts but remained glued to the spot gaping at the stunning bride. "Hi Chandini! Lets have a selfie." said the groom. The bride raised her head a little slowly and her expression was not the one that Karan had expected. She slowly raised her finger pointing at the groom and said "Karan!" Karan uncreased his kurta with his hands and smiled. "Yes. I got this from Manyavar. Perfect fit. Right?" He said. "Sorry Karan there has been a mistake. I love G.V. Karan from sales department. I am so sorry."
The world seemed to be spinning for both Karan and Chandini. But Aadesh's heart did a somersault. He knew that Chandini didn't love him but his solace was that she didn't like this fatso. Nothing seemed to matter more to him now. And all the girls could do was stare at each other with a "We are in the soup now" look.
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