Reasons for heart attack

Top 10 reasons for heart attacks: (Purely based on my research)


Reason 1: You are playing with your son and all of a sudden he vanishes. Doesn't respond when called. You panic until you pass out to find him squat onto the kitchen platform playing with all possible lethal weapons.

Reason 2: You have taken your son to the shop on a fine day when all of a sudden he darts out onto the road, heading into the speeding vehicles.

Reason 3: Your son is playing with the mouse (The laptop's) and decides not only to wrap it around his neck but also tighten it. (I wish he could strangle me instead and spare me the scare)

Reason 4: Your son is trying to climb the wall on 2nd floor. (The one without grill)

Reason 5: Your son is hanging from the curtain whose curtain rod is just bidding its own time before its fall.

Reason 6: Your son brings his toys and towels to shove into the flames of your stove.

Reason 7: Your husband is yelling at you for leaving the gas on and you see the little one smile accepting his mischief.

Reason 8: Your son breaks a glass and commands you to stay put and volunteers to clean it up.

Reason 9: Your son is standing on his bicycle to unlock the refrigerator. And worse, sometimes is left hanging from the refrigerator until rescued.

Reason 10: You are on the ladder doing your cleaning and sorting when he not only climbs behind you but also shakes you furiously. (Tell me what would you hold on to in such case, the ladder or your son or your faith in God)

The doctor asked me the other day if I had any anxiety issues. Damn it! When my pulse couldn't be normal in the safe haven of a hospital, I can't imagine how wild it could get in the vicinity of my son. The only solution that comes to my mind is hostel. No. Not for him but me. (i dont think any hostel would keep him)

P.S. Reason 11: when someone asks me "When is the second one coming?"